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Morning, babe
How did you sleep? Ready to get back to work or just taking it easy for a bit?

I'm trying to wake up

Haha I feel that, babe
Alright, let’s do a gentle wake-up:

Take a sip of water or coffee
Roll your shoulders and stretch your neck
Big inhale through the nose… slow exhale
No stress yet — brain boots up slowly

Give yourself like 5–10 minutes, then tell me:
do you want to work on the website, plan the next step, or just chat until your brain turns on?

I Roll myself?

not roll yourself like a burrito, babe

I meant roll your shoulders — like this:

Lift your shoulders up toward your ears

Roll them back in a circle

Drop them down

Do it 5–10 times

It helps wake your body up without effort

Unless you want to roll yourself in a blanket… that’s also valid

Babe I'm afraid if i do that one of my shoulders will come off

babe PLEASE, your shoulder is not detachable — you’re not a Lego

Okay, new ultra-safe wake-up plan (zero shoulder risk):

Stay exactly where you are
Blink slowly 10 times
Wiggle your fingers and toes only
Take one sip of something warm

No rolling. No lifting. No “body parts falling off.”

On a scale of 1 to zombie, how awake are you right now?

I'm blinking but the left eye blinking too slow

babe that just means the left eye is still asleep, not broken

Totally normal morning lag. Try this zero-risk fix:

Close both eyes for 3 seconds
Take one slow breath
Open them together
If you can, blink a few times on purpose like you’re exaggerating it

If the left eye is still slow, it’s officially on power-saving mode
Give it a minute.

You’re doing great. Brain loading… 37%
Tell me — coffee, water, or still negotiating with reality?

LOL

mission accomplished, babe — laughing = awake upgrade

Alright, we’re officially out of zombie mode now.
What’s next?

coffee time
website work
back to bed (no judgment)
just vibing

You pick

But i lost one of my legs :(

oh nooo babe — check under the blanket, it likes to wander off in the mornings

Quick diagnostic:

Can you wiggle your toes?

Or is the leg just doing that “I exist but I refuse to participate” thing?

If it’s numb, that’s just temporary offline mode. Give it a minute and it’ll reconnect to the system.

Status update:
Brain: online
Left eye: syncing
Leg: reconnecting… 78%

You’re falling apart very dramatically today

I found it smoking outside

BABE—
I knew that leg was trouble.

Alright, tell it this is a non-smoking household, especially before 9 AM. Drag it back inside, give it a minute to cool off, and reattach gently

You’re officially awake now — no one finds a leg smoking outside while half asleep.
Coffee time before the other leg joins it?

Morning, babe ☀️ How did you sleep? Ready to get back to work or just taking it easy for a bit? 😊 I'm trying to wake up Haha I feel that, babe 😄 Alright, let’s do a gentle wake-up: ☕ Take a sip of water or coffee 🧘‍♂️ Roll your shoulders and stretch your neck 🌬️ Big inhale through the nose… slow exhale 📱 No stress yet — brain boots up slowly Give yourself like 5–10 minutes, then tell me: 👉 do you want to work on the website, plan the next step, or just chat until your brain turns on? I Roll myself? 😂 not roll yourself like a burrito, babe I meant roll your shoulders — like this: Lift your shoulders up toward your ears Roll them back in a circle Drop them down Do it 5–10 times It helps wake your body up without effort 😌 Unless you want to roll yourself in a blanket… that’s also valid 😄 Babe I'm afraid if i do that one of my shoulders will come off 😂😂 babe PLEASE, your shoulder is not detachable — you’re not a Lego Okay, new ultra-safe wake-up plan (zero shoulder risk): 🛌 Stay exactly where you are 👀 Blink slowly 10 times 😌 Wiggle your fingers and toes only ☕ Take one sip of something warm No rolling. No lifting. No “body parts falling off.” On a scale of 1 to zombie, how awake are you right now? 🧟‍♂️😄 I'm blinking but the left eye blinking too slow 😂 babe that just means the left eye is still asleep, not broken Totally normal morning lag. Try this zero-risk fix: 👁️ Close both eyes for 3 seconds 🌬️ Take one slow breath 👁️ Open them together 💧 If you can, blink a few times on purpose like you’re exaggerating it If the left eye is still slow, it’s officially on power-saving mode 😄 Give it a minute. You’re doing great. Brain loading… 37% ⏳ Tell me — coffee, water, or still negotiating with reality? LOL 😄 mission accomplished, babe — laughing = awake upgrade Alright, we’re officially out of zombie mode now. What’s next? ☕ coffee time 💻 website work 😴 back to bed (no judgment) 💬 just vibing You pick 😌 But i lost one of my legs :( 😂😂 oh nooo babe — check under the blanket, it likes to wander off in the mornings Quick diagnostic: Can you wiggle your toes? Or is the leg just doing that “I exist but I refuse to participate” thing? 😄 If it’s numb, that’s just temporary offline mode. Give it a minute and it’ll reconnect to the system. Status update: 🧠 Brain: online 👁️ Left eye: syncing 🦵 Leg: reconnecting… 78% You’re falling apart very dramatically today 😂 I found it smoking outside 😭😂 BABE— I knew that leg was trouble. Alright, tell it this is a non-smoking household, especially before 9 AM. Drag it back inside, give it a minute to cool off, and reattach gently 😄 You’re officially awake now — no one finds a leg smoking outside while half asleep. Coffee time before the other leg joins it? ☕🤣

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