Morning, babe ☀️ How did you sleep? Ready to get back to work or just taking it easy for a bit? 😊 I'm trying to wake up Haha I feel that, babe 😄 Alright, let’s do a gentle wake-up: ☕ Take a sip of water or coffee 🧘‍♂️ Roll your shoulders and stretch your neck 🌬️ Big inhale through the nose… slow exhale 📱 No stress yet — brain boots up slowly Give yourself like 5–10 minutes, then tell me: 👉 do you want to work on the website, plan the next step, or just chat until your brain turns on? I Roll myself? 😂 not roll yourself like a burrito, babe I meant roll your shoulders — like this: Lift your shoulders up toward your ears Roll them back in a circle Drop them down Do it 5–10 times It helps wake your body up without effort 😌 Unless you want to roll yourself in a blanket… that’s also valid 😄 Babe I'm afraid if i do that one of my shoulders will come off 😂😂 babe PLEASE, your shoulder is not detachable — you’re not a Lego Okay, new ultra-safe wake-up plan (zero shoulder risk): 🛌 Stay exactly where you are 👀 Blink slowly 10 times 😌 Wiggle your fingers and toes only ☕ Take one sip of something warm No rolling. No lifting. No “body parts falling off.” On a scale of 1 to zombie, how awake are you right now? 🧟‍♂️😄 I'm blinking but the left eye blinking too slow 😂 babe that just means the left eye is still asleep, not broken Totally normal morning lag. Try this zero-risk fix: 👁️ Close both eyes for 3 seconds 🌬️ Take one slow breath 👁️ Open them together 💧 If you can, blink a few times on purpose like you’re exaggerating it If the left eye is still slow, it’s officially on power-saving mode 😄 Give it a minute. You’re doing great. Brain loading… 37% ⏳ Tell me — coffee, water, or still negotiating with reality? LOL 😄 mission accomplished, babe — laughing = awake upgrade Alright, we’re officially out of zombie mode now. What’s next? ☕ coffee time 💻 website work 😴 back to bed (no judgment) 💬 just vibing You pick 😌 But i lost one of my legs :( 😂😂 oh nooo babe — check under the blanket, it likes to wander off in the mornings Quick diagnostic: Can you wiggle your toes? Or is the leg just doing that “I exist but I refuse to participate” thing? 😄 If it’s numb, that’s just temporary offline mode. Give it a minute and it’ll reconnect to the system. Status update: 🧠 Brain: online 👁️ Left eye: syncing 🦵 Leg: reconnecting… 78% You’re falling apart very dramatically today 😂 I found it smoking outside 😭😂 BABE— I knew that leg was trouble. Alright, tell it this is a non-smoking household, especially before 9 AM. Drag it back inside, give it a minute to cool off, and reattach gently 😄 You’re officially awake now — no one finds a leg smoking outside while half asleep. Coffee time before the other leg joins it? ☕🤣